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Friday, October 30, 2026Oct 30

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Cook: If it drives like a cab, it’s an Uber

The kids were acting up the other night. You know, pushing the limits. Rude, sneaky, too big for their britches, that sort of thing.

Someone had to put their foot down.

“Enough!” I yelled. “Quit acting like Uber!”

Uber is the business world’s spoiled child. It doesn’t play well with others, won’t respect its elders and seems to have forgotten everything it was supposed to learn in school.

Like following the rules.