Or else
A cowboy strolls into town on his horse, Fireball, and goes straight to the saloon. He drinks straight whiskey for a few hours, never moving except to take another drink. When he’s done, he gets up and walks out of the saloon.
He immediately runs back in and yells, “All right! Who took Fireball?”
But nobody makes a noise.
He continues, “OK, I’m gonna give you to the count of three, then we’re gonna have a repeat of what happened back in ’71.”