Top 10 courses at the Marijuana University
10 Introduction to Chillaxing9 A History of Snacks8 Physics of the Bong7 Mellows and What Harshes Them6 Dude 1015 20th-Century American Something or Other4 Intermediate Cheech3 Advanced Chong2 ‘Place To Crash’ Appreciation1 Seth RogenomicsSource: “Late Show With David Letterman”
Things are looking up
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don’t love me anymore.”
“Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband, “you just cook better now.”
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