Punchlines

Lisa Denton

Abed together

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.

He’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, “Grandpa, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?”

Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.

“Well, Hunter, it’s called sexual intercourse.”