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› President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un met tonight in Singapore after we taped our show. So if you’re watching this on TV right now, either it went well, or you have a TV in your fallout shelter. — Seth Meyers› According to reports, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un brought his own toilet to Singapore for his summit with President Trump to prevent intelligence agencies from using the sewer to get information on his health. Intelligence agencies were like, “We’re just going to go ahead and guess ‘bad,’ then?” — Seth Meyers› NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman arrived in Singapore today ahead of President Trump’s summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. So at least if Kim launches a nuclear missile, Rodman will be there to grab the rebound. — Seth Meyers› President Trump told reporters he’ll know if the Kim Jong Un meeting is going well by “touch” and “feel.” In other words, Trump’s lawyer is going to have to pay Kim Jong Un $130,000. — Conan O’Brien› Honestly, it may work. After three minutes of being touched and felt by Trump, Kim Jong Un is just going to shout, “Fine! Take the nukes! Whatever you want, just stop touching me!” — James Corden› President Trump said that during the North Korea summit, he will not focus on human-rights abuses. Trump said, “My marriage is no one’s business.” — Conan O’Brien› In other White House news, first lady Melania Trump attended a reception today, marking her first public appearance in three weeks. This ended much speculation about her whereabouts. Turns out, Melania was in the White House with her husband, Donald Trump, the whole time. So it’s worse than we all thought. — James CordenSource: www.newsmax.com
O Canada
Long ago, when Canada was being settled by European explorers, they realized they needed one name to call their great land. But no one could agree. So they put letters into a hat and asked a man to reach into the hat, pull out three letters and read them aloud.
The draw went like this:
“C, eh?”