Bottoms up
The five stages of drunkenness
* Stage 1: Smart
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything, and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are smart.
* Stage 2: Good-looking