Commission ‘day care’ a good option for county
I have a solution to the Hamilton County Commission’s squabbles – Commission day care.
Before each meeting, make sure commissioners’ diapers are changed. It appears many commissioners’ nappies are constantly dirty, causing irritation, rashes and pitiful behaviors.
During each session, provide cots so the adult babies can have time to rest. Give them bright red rubber checks made out to each baby that they can snuggle while they play pretend “elected official” and imagine all the lollipops and toys they can buy.
Finally, should they continue their infantile behavior, call their children to come pick them up and require a note from a psychologist that they’re receiving medication and counseling before allowing them back into the Commission day care. Some of those babies are pretty sharp, so make sure they didn’t forge the psychologist’s signature.