Late Night Laughs: Favorites
Seth Meyers’ favorite jokes of the week (March 16):› President Trump spent the weekend at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. By the way, that sentence was written two years ago, and yet it still works every Monday.› A park in Pennsylvania is closing one of its roads on rainy nights for the next month so that amphibians like frogs and salamanders can mate without threat from passing cars. Said one frog, “Aw, but that’s what made it exciting.”› The Washington Post has published an op-ed arguing that college students should study in different parts of the United States instead of studying abroad in order to gain a greater understanding about different cultures within America. “How much is that gonna cost me?” asked Felicity Huffman.› A Texas couple has started a company which creates and sells beer for dogs, featuring names like IPA Lot in the Yard and Crotch Sniffin’ Ale, plus the less popular This Tastes Like Shih Tzu.Source: Facebook.com/LateNightSeth
Negotiations
Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.