Quotes of yore
» The TV news people keep saying that this could be the greatest Christmas we ever had. I kind of thought the first one was. – Milton Berle
» It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales. – Milton Berle
» Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out and then count those you received. – Milton Berle
» I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn’t give her a fancy gift. And I didn’t. – Milton Berle