Congratulations to the bald eagle for officially becoming the national bird of the USA. Finally.
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk and spoons make people fat.
Why don’t people understand that one political party wants to take away your rights, while the other party wants you to have access to health care?
Biden will be remembered for: most vacation days, the least law enforcement, most new wars, most suspicious family transactions, highest inflation, most failed student loan forgiveness.
“Bad Santa Trump” is making a list and checking it twice to see if your company helps pay for his inauguration.