Top 10 Indianapolis Colts excuses
10. Should have waited until after the game to eat wings and drink beer.
9. Relax, it’s the best of seven.
8. Wanted to get home for “Undercover Boss.”
7. Parking at victory parades is such a hassle.
6. Too much pregame partying with Snooki and J-Woww.
5. Saints players were shoving us.
4. Because of cutbacks, we only brought 12 guys.
3. Oblong shape of ball made it quite unwieldy.
2. Right, like God is going to let a team called the Saints lose.
1. Peyton (Manning) left early to tape a Gatorade commercial.
Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”