Late Night Laughs
* The Department of Health announced it’s extending the enrollment period for Obamacare to January 1st. What better time to sign up for Obamacare than the day we all lie to ourselves about being healthier. — Jimmy Fallon* Facebook launched its year in review feature, which brings up some of your top Facebook photos from the past year. It should be a huge improvement over its original name, parade of regrets. — Jimmy Fallon* There’s a new Internet start-up called Swanluv that will give you $10,000 to help pay for your wedding. However, if you get divorced, you must pay the money back, plus interest. What better way to start your life together than with the threat of financial ruin hanging over your head. — James Corden* Here’s some good news for parents. A new survey just came out that says teens in the U.S. are now less likely to drink, smoke or use drugs. Though it’s important to consider the study’s margin of error: the fact that no teen is going to tell you they’re drinking, smoking or doing drugs. — Jimmy FallonSource: www.newsmax.com
Happy New Year
New Year’s Eve sentiments from YourEcards and SomeEcards:
* I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
* I’m opening a gym called Resolutions. It will have exercise equipment the first two weeks and then turn into a bar for the rest of the year.