Top 10 signs your neighbor is a Russian spy
10. He’s on the cover of Secret Russian Spy Digest.
9. During barbecue, he leans into potato salad and says, “Do you copy, comrade?”
8. His business card has “Russian Spy” crossed off and “landscaper” scribbled in.
7. Your mailmen mysteriously keep dying of polonium poisoning.
6. You ask what his son’s name is. He replies, “That’s classified.”
5. He occasionally has Lenin’s embalmed body over for iced tea.
4. Same Roto-Rooter van has been parked across the street for the last six years.
3. Always asking if you have change for 500 rubles.
2. Saw him with blueprints for the secret candy- and soda-powered rocket car.
1. You walk in on him giving your wife the old hammer and sickle.
Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”