Thomas: I’m a capitalist, Mr. President, but you’re not
Back in the day when "Saturday Night Live" was funny, Chevy Chase would open the "Weekend Update" segment by saying, "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."

Back in the day when "Saturday Night Live" was funny, Chevy Chase would open the "Weekend Update" segment by saying, "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."

When the NFL decided not to punish players who kneeled during the pre-game national anthem, some fans reacted by refusing to attend games, buy league merchandise or watch games on TV.

At his news conference last Thursday, President Biden said of Georgia's new voting law, "It makes Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle."

When I heard Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas say last Sunday on "Meet the Press" that the southern border "is closed," it immediately brought to mind claims by Iraq's former information minister - dubbed "Baghdad Bob" and "Comical Ali" (aka Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf) - about Saddam Hussein's superior military forces.

West Virginia is unique among America's 50 states.

When a politician promises to "tell the truth," as President Biden did in his nationally televised address last Thursday, you can add that statement to familiar ones lacking the ring of sincerity.

Evangelical Christians, who once were content with staying out of earthly concerns, have grown into an influential subset of American politics.

I recently had to cancel a long-planned trip to South America, either because the countries I wanted to enter are closed or required up to a two-week quarantine in a hotel.

President Biden has challenged those who oppose the Democrats' $1.9 trillion bill disingenuously dubbed "COVID relief," or the more deceitful "American Rescue Plan."

What is it about people who are successful in one field and believe that gives them credence to serve as an expert in a totally unrelated field?
