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Dana Shavin

Dana Shavin is an award-winning humor columnist for the Chattanooga Times Free Press and the author of a memoir, “The Body Tourist,” and “Finding the World: Thoughts on Life, Love, Home and Dogs,” a collection of her most popular columns spanning 20 years. More at Danashavin.com. Email her at danaliseshavin@gmail.com.


Shavin: When opposites do not attract

I've taken a lot of tests in my life. Academic tests, productivity tests, fitness tests, personality tests. Some have been more accurate than others. The fitness test I took in elementary school that proclaimed I had the muscle tone of a sloth was accurate. My SATs rightly observed that for every brain cell that contributes to my good grammar habits, 40 brain cells responsible for mathematical ability have to die. The Enneagram personality test I took in my 40s that labeled me an unapologetic recluse was also accurate (but isn't anymore).

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Shavin: Why I, too, will not be cloning my dogs

It's one of my favorite activities: watching CBS' "Sunday Morning" with my husband on the sofa, with dogs Theo and Jada in a breakfast-saturated snooze between us. The latest show featured Antonio Banderas talking about his role as Picasso in an upcoming movie; a story about a Michelin-starred restaurant in the Faroe Islands and a spotlight on Tina Fey's new Broadway show, "Mean Girls." The program wrapped with a segment by Luke Burbank talking about dog cloning.

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