Cook: Mary and Joe’s manger of today
Would we have reported on the Nativity?
Cook: Congratulations. Teaching is now a blue-collar job.
Teaching in Hamilton County has become a blue-collar profession.
Cook: North Korea fought Hollywood and won. Good.
It seems that North Korea fought Hollywood and won.
Cook: If it drives like a cab, it’s an Uber
The kids were acting up the other night. You know, pushing the limits. Rude, sneaky, too big for their britches, that sort of thing.
Cook: The biggest small thing
There are few things as beautiful and hopeful as a man or woman sitting still in meditation.
Cook: The bonus that was, then wasn’t
The executive bonuses came.
Cook: Let’s make policy Like it’s 1968
The year was 1968.
All dogs go to Metropolitan Ministries
Awww, my little snookie-wookie.
Cook: The Key to versatility and love
In 1982, Glynn Key was a senior at Girls Preparatory School when her classmates voted her Most Versatile.
Cook: The family that travels together
When I grow up, I want to be the Carisch family.
