David Cook: Nip it in the Bud
Some terrible news out of the paint factory in Mayberry, N.C.
Some terrible news out of the paint factory in Mayberry, N.C.
I couldn't find a puppeteer in Chattanooga, and the only mime I know couldn't break free from his day job.

What if you could cast your vote today for a presidential candidate whose memory was proven and guaranteed to be 20 times sharper than yours or mine?
When God was dishing out courage, Rick Davis got an extra helping.
I think it's time someone went nuts over this. A little Patch Adams crazy. Someone who is so far off her rocker, she wakes us up from our comfortable slumber.
Near the end, a man telephones his teacher from 40 years ago and thanks her for believing in him when no one else did.
Lance Armstrong has been stripped more times than Debbie in Dallas, losing last week his seven Tour de France titles.
His name has appeared in at least 92 news reports and headlines in this newspaper alone since 2001.
Tennessee's Secretary of State Tré Hargett has a patriotic idea. Before casting your November ballot, log onto a website - govoteTN.com/honor - and enter the name of a veteran, and then go vote in his or her honor.
I wanted to see the monster up close. My jugular pulsing in my exposed neck, I slowly -- think like the Crocodile Hunter! -- lowered my face near the maneater's stormcloud-colored head of fur.