This story is free to read. LaughLines 0 Comments By Times Free Press Staff December 31, 2010 5 min read Doing time Q: What happened to the man who stole a calendar as a Christmas present? A: He got 12 months. Already have an account? Sign in Continue reading Subscribe Need help? Contact us OUT OF FREE ARTICLES You've used your free articles You've read all of your free articles for now. Subscribe for unlimited access to every story. Subscribe Sign in