I have a dream. I see Tiger Woods strolling down the 18th fairway at Augusta National in the final pairing on the final day of the Masters. The other half? Jesper Parnevik, of course.
Imagine the tension, regardless of the score. Parnevik, the man who first introduced Woods to his wife, Elin, the mother of his two children, sharing 18 holes with Tiger.
Parnevik, the guy who later said of Elin’s rumored attack on Woods as he sped from their Florida home after an apparent marital dispute over his reported infidelities, “I hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-wood.”
Parnevik, who later said of his and his wife’s matchmaking for Tiger, “We probably thought he was a better guy than he is.”
Not that we need it right now in the South, but you could pair those two and air condition the whole state of Georgia.