We have a winner
Congrats to Pat R., of Chattanooga, whose entry was chosen as No. 8 in the “Late Show With David Letterman” online Top 10 contest last week. The topic: Top 10 signs you’re having a bad Valentine’s Day.
10. Your date cancels on you saying that she wants to be well-rested for President’s Day.
9. You spend Valentine’s Day alone, thinking of witty entries for a Top 10 contest.
8. Everyone except Cupid is shooting arrows at you.