Top 10 signs you’re obsessed with “Lost”
(winning entries in online contest)
10. Installed a hatch on the front of your pants.
9. You refer to your in-laws as the “Others.”
8. You would watch it even if it were on NBC at 10 p.m.
7. As your plane is crashing, you wonder if you’re involved in another inane plot twist.
6. ABC lists you as a dependent.
5. Can I get back to you on this? I’m watching “Lost.”
4. You gained 100 pounds so you could be Hurley’s stunt double.
3. You’re deeply saddened when your Transpacific flight lands safely in LA.
2. Created your own smoke monster by setting fire to your neighbor’s house.
1. Willingly speeding home in your Toyota so you do not miss a single minute.
Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”