My friend TP was eating breakfast with his 11-year-old son early Wednesday morning when the following words danced across the bottom of their television:
“Tiger Woods has entered a sex addiction clinic in Mississippi.”
Almost instantly the father let out a barely audible groan, something along the lines of, “Oooooooo-uuuugh.”
He then thought, “Do I really want to try to explain this to an 11-year-old?”
Fortunately, his son was up to his bicuspids in Count Chocula, so he never saw the news note.