Top 10 things overheard during President Obama’s meeting with Tony Hayward
10. So, what’s new?
9. Careful, you’re getting oil all over the Oval Office.
8. Before I start kicking (rear ends), would any of you like some sparkling water?
7. Speaking of leaks, where’s the men’s room?
6. Thanks for giving my administration something to worry about besides two wars, a crushing debt, global warming and the worst economy in 70 years.
5. $20 billion? (Heck), I’ve got that on me.
4. Tony, I forgave you the second I heard that dreamy British accent.
3. Gotta keep this short. I’m meeting with the president of Indonesia about that smoking baby.
2. Biden, please, enough with the vuvuzela.
1. How can we blame Bush and Cheney?
Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”