Top 10 signs you have Winter Olympics withdrawal
10. Will only eat your pancakes if arranged like Olympic rings.
9. You excercise on Nordictrack with a rifle strapped to your back.
8. You weep uncontrollably every time you see snow.
7. Turned your closet into a “kiss and cry” area.
6. Office manager says, “We’re getting complaints about your speed-skating body suit.”
5. You’re curling on your patio with a Swiffer and a fruitcake.
4. Now only watch television if it’s on a nine-hour tape delay.
3. Already purchased snacks for the 2014 Winter Olympics.
2. Brushing your teeth involves an opening and closing ceremony.
1. You sold your BMW and bought a bobsled.
Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”