Top 10 ways Dominos is improving its pizza recipe
10. Using fresher, younger ingredients, then bring the old recipe back in seven months.
9. Now two scoops of dominos in every pizza.
8. Using fresh tomatoes thrown by critics.
7. Dough no longer kneeded on men’s room floor.
6. Now made with 100 percent recycled crust.
5. Reduce time dough sits under hood of idling car to 20 minutes.
4. Removing “-ish” from all ingredients listings.
3. Newest topping: a Pizza Hut pizza.
2. New meat lovers pizza comes prechewed.
1. To save time, marijuana already baked in the pie.
Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”