By Leanne Italie
The Associated Press
Parents who want a way to talk so little ears can’t hear have moved beyond s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g in favor of a new kid-proof system: the text message.
E-mail, text and instant messaging have become the go-to technology for parents on family outings or at the end of a long day, when mom’s chilling on the couch in front of the TV and dad’s reading in the bedroom more than a whisper away.
“There was a time when I would get really upset if I was IM’ed from another room in the house. Now it’s a complete parental survival tool,” says KellyAnn Bonnell, whose kids are 10 and 15.
Tammy Gold, a parenting coach in Short Hills, N.J., says phones and online tools are particularly important in tight spaces like apartments, where there are fewer secluded spots, and especially with older kids who stay up as late or later than the grown-ups.
“I’ve had parents who say it’s weeks before they can speak,” she says.
Parents in two-BlackBerry households are using the company’s free text service and relying on the messaging features on Facebook since they’re logging on frequently anyway. Others have come up with languages all their own, such as:
“Should we partake in a visit to the place with aluminum obstacles or cages containing mammals?” Greg Abel and his wife value their synonyms – that’s the playground and the zoo – when their kids are listening, especially when more open discussion would likely lead to a sibling spat or major disappointment.
“We have a bright 5-year-old who can spell, so we can’t spell out words in front of him,” said Abel, from Baltimore. “If we’re trying to decide if we should give him ice cream, but only after his younger brother has gone to bed, we might say, ‘Should we give the elder a frozen confection?’ “
With a 2-year-old, Melissa Kaupke in Nashville can still spell that and lots of other things, but she wishes her husband was on board with her own parents’ secret language of “Ob.” You know the one – http://bit.ly/az19n4 – it sounds like you’ve got rocks in your mouth.
“My parents always used Ob,” she says. “My dad’s parents did the same thing when he was little. Unfortunately, my husband thinks it’s too silly to do, because it works really well.”
Not everyone’s on board the technology train in excluding kids. Sharon Hirsch, a child and adolescent psychiatrist at the University of Chicago Medical Center, thinks parents lose a lot when they rely too much on instant technology.
“Texting or e-mailing is fine for brief informational exchanges like I’m picking up Jimmy at 7,” she said. “But the best way to communicate complex ideas, issues and concepts is directly, face to face. You don’t do that in an IM.”