Top 10 thoughts that went through George W. Bush’s mind as he wrote his memoirs
10. What’s a memoir?
9. Is 36 pages enough?
8. You know who was a great band? Foghat!
7. Taco break!
6. How cool is it that I was President? Come on, up high!
5. Jerky break!
4. Chapter 8: The day I went 5-for-5 in White House T-ball. And no gimmies. All ropes!
3. What? Ricky Martin’s gay?
2. Do you spell nucular with two o’s or an e-w?
1. Shouldn’t Cheney be the one writing this?”
Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”