SOMEONE TELL John Wolfe the election’s over, he lost, and to take down his signs.
ATTENTION, CONGRESS: Don’t get too comfy in Washington. We only hired you as a temp service.
CONGRATULATIONS TO Republicans for winning the House. Now you have two years to fix everything without spending any money. Good luck with that!
CONGRATULATIONS voters! You have successfully guaranteed the takeover of America by billionaire fatcats who could care less about us common folk.
BALANCE THE budget. Cut spending, lower the debt, don’t touch Medicare, Social Security or defense spending … and by all means, don’t raise taxes. Idiots!
LET US NOT forget that this election was not about putting Republicans in power, it was about getting Democrats out of power.
THE ELECTION’S over! Now the back-stabbing, egotistical, slandering candidates can go to Washington and govern us in a manner both holy and equitable.
WHAT WAS that a couple of years ago about the Republicans being no more than a regional party?
OBAMA’S LAND of milk and honey? Da milk’s turned sour and da bees dun left!
I THINK THE Dems want to change our National Anthem to “The Eyes of Taxes are upon you!”
FOR PALESTINIANS, negotiating with Israel is like two people discussing how to share a pizza while one of them, Israel, continues eating it.