BANKERS ARE so bad at handling money that we have to bail them out?
REPUBLICANS WANT to “take America back.” Been there, done that, lost my T-shirt.
HOW’S THAT whole “hopey-changey” thing working out for ya?
ANY MUSLIM who is offended by the burning of a Quran should buy a Bible and burn it.
THE ONLY difference between the tea party zealots and the KKK is that one group wears white cone heads.
WE IDOLIZE our favorite football “heroes” while forgetting about our true military heroes – until we bring them home in a body bag.
I TOOK someone’s advice and listened to Glenn Beck. Well, he’s even crazier than I thought.
THE SOLUTION to overcrowded jails is to have those losers share tents, sleep in shifts and break rocks.
A TRUCK DRIVES out to pick up brush on one side of the street but ignores the piles on the opposite side. Makes no sense!
TODAY, AS I bent to pick up Times Free Press, a flock of honking geese in VEE formation flew directly overhead. Whatever can it mean?
WHY DO YOU publish front-page photographs of freshly grieving relatives? It compromises your excellence as one of the country’s finest newspapers.