Weiner-gate
Will Rodgers, “The Voice Man” at WEPG-AM 910/TV2 in South Pittsburg, Tenn., offers the following “Lunchtime Editorial.”
While having lunch at a hot dog stand the other day, I was listening to the news by radio, following up on the Internet sex scandals of Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner. In the latest developments, Mr. Weiner was steamed when he learned of the Investigative Committee that was launched to peel back the onions of his inappropriate online activities.
Mr. Weiner discovered his buns were toast when he realized the lies he told didn’t amount to a hill of beans. The committee, formed by Oscar Meijer and Brian Eckrich, spoke to the women with whom Weiner shared correspondence. One woman, from Frankfurt, Germany, who would not give her full name but was only identified as Mrs. Kraut, proved to be the most sour over the issue.
The committee filed a report that was more than a foot long. It revealed that Mr. Weiner was trying to prove that he could still cut the mustard, but he got himself into a fine pickle by sending those lewd pics online to women who all seemed to relish exposing his sleazy activities, which were cheesy to say the least.
Despite the flaw in the slaw of his french-fried political career now publicly exposed, Mr. Weiner seems to have a chip on his shoulder and remains adamant about retaining his congressional position, despite getting a chilly reception from his fellow Democrats, who are urging him to resign, seek help and catch up on his values and morals. Mr. Weiner will be seeking treatment at the Mayo Clinic.