David Cook: The only thing we have to fear is …

David Cook

Clowns. Lots of clowns.

Rats. Snakes. Spiders. Mice. Roaches.

Heights. Public speaking.

Right-wing extremists. Left-wing extremists. Four more years of Obama. R2D2 – Romney-Ryan, Dumb and Dumber.

Genetically modified food. And mayonnaise. (Must be hell, man … get it?)