Joseph Michael HallVIDEO
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. – The explanation seems sound, allowing for alcohol consumption.
Joseph Michael Hall told police he stole a Bobcat front-end loader from a landscaping nursery in Knox County because he was naked.
The Knoxville News Sentinel reported police found the 19-year-old Hall driving the machine along a highway shortly after 7 a.m. Sunday, sans clothing.
The arrest warrant states Hall said he was trying to hide his nudity by taking the Bobcat.