5-at-10: Johnny Cash Money, PGA Contest and how young sports movie stars could have turned out

We're moving quickly today because of a slew of work assignments that include but are not limited to our morning gig of writing a family-oriented, interweb-based sports column, our daytime gig of being a sports department employee, our afternoon gig talking sports with College Football Rainman, David Paschall, on Press Row from 1-3 p.m. on 105.1 FM and our all night gig of doing our high school preview magazine.

From the "Talks too much" studios, if we were in your shoes, we'd be... leaving, what a good idea.

Next Johnny Chapter

photo Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton. (AP Photo/Paul Connors)

Johnny Football/Hangover/Merchandise/Drama/Cash Money saga has turned so far beyond the scope of expectation that Cam Newton is now the voice of reason.