DAVE LETTERMAN’S TOP 10
Top 10 things passengers said after getting off the Carnival cruise:10. “You know, it’s not the worst Carnival cruise I’ve taken.”9. “I loved everything about the trip except the raw sewage.”8. “I didn’t find love, but I did catch campylobacteriosis.”7. “Thanks for nothing Superman.”6. “He looks taller in films” (Oh, I’m sorry, that’s what people say getting off Tom Cruise).5. “Maybe I’m just not a ‘cruise person.’ “4. “I need a hot shower, then a lawyer.”3. “Next time, we’re taking an Italian cruise.”2. “I waited in line six hours for an onion and mayonnaise sandwich, and I’m not leaving till I get one.”1. “Dang, I missed my connecting cruise.”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
Pope watch
From http://politicalhumor .about.com:
• “Pope Benedict announced he’s retiring. This is a pretty dramatic change. It means he will go from wearing a robe all day to wearing a robe all day.” — Conan O’Brien
• “Pope Benedict is quitting. That’s a tall hat to fill.” — David Letterman
• “The Pope will be replaced, of course. When one Pope goes, another one popes up in his place.” — Craig Ferguson