DAVE LETTERMAN’S TOP 10
Top 10 Amish-themed television shows:10. “Churn Your Enthusiasm”9. “Not-So-Modern Family”8. “Cash Buggy”7. “That 1870s Show”6. “I Dream of Electricity”5. “Battlebarn Lancastica”4. “Win, Lose or Plow”3. “AMASH”2. “How I Met My Second Cousin”1. “Two and a Half Mennonites”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
Still heroic
One dark night in a small town, a fire starts inside the local sausage factory. In a blink, the building is engulfed in flames. The alarm goes out to all the nearby fire departments.
When the first firefighters arrive on the scene, the president of the sausage company rushes to the fire chief and says, “All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved, so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.”
But the roaring flames hold the firefighters off.
Soon, more fire departments are called in as the situation grows more desperate. As the latest firefighters arrive, the president announces that the offer to extricate the secret recipes now is $100,000.