DAVE LETTERMAN’S TOP 10
Top 10 things overheard at the George W. Bush Presidential Library dedication10. “Is it ‘library’ or ‘libary’?”9. “On your right is the Hall of Unread Intelligence Memos.”8. “Where did you get that suit – Men’s Wearhouse?”7. “They forgot to build an exit for the Afghanistan war exhibit.”6. “Hey, Cheney, slow down on the cocktail wieners.”5. “It’s the only presidential library with a mechanical bull.”4. “What’s Nixon doing here?”3. “I’m missing golf for this crap?”2. “Who knew Bush was born in Kenya?”1. “Duck!”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
Quickie
Q: How many Realtors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. But I think we can get them down to eight.
Animal crackers
Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, woof, moo”?
A: It was studying foreign languages.