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DAVE LETTERMAN’S TOP 10Top 10 least memorable James Bond films:10. “Lick and Let Dry”9. “You’ve Only Bathed Twice”8. “Oldfinger”7. “Clams Casino Royale”6. “Gold Bond: The Spy Who Loved Medicated Powder”5. “Secret Service on Her Majesty”4. “James Bond: Mall Cop”3. “Leafraker”2. “From Rush Limbaugh With Love”1. “Cold Sores Are Forever”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”

Hearing problem

Leroy, a drug addict, goes to a revival and listens to the preacher.

After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar.

Leroy gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”

Leroy says, “Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.”