This is a fairly impressive SEC football week as Johnny Vols Fans everywhere get a week to relax while they ponder the thoughts of playing Virginia Tech at a NASCAR venue.
Three questions about that plan: (a) Will moonshine be served in the stadium? (b) If Tennessee can play Virginia Tech at Bristol Motor Speedway, can we get UTC vs. VMI at Boyd’s Speedway? And (c) will the coaches have to speak NASCARese to reporters after the game?
Pit reporter: Coach Jones, your team struggled out there a little bit today. Can you tell us what happened?
Butch: Sure. It was one of those football deals, really. This UT Pilot Flying J Adidas CheckintoCash Ford has been running on rails lately. But we got a little loose in the turn there between the third and fourth quarters. It’s one of those things and we know no one’s working harder than this team. Pass me a Coke or a PowerAde.
There are a slew of games around the country and around the SEC that can keep your interest, including one that is as much of a car wreck as it is a college football collision.
