Dave Letterman’s Top 10
Top 10 pet peeves of the ghost of Elvis(from August 1989 archives)10-Never got a chance to try them Dove Bars.9-Ghost of Leonardo da Vinci never really thanked me for the Cadillac I gave him.8-When people you never heard of claim you live in their toaster.7-7-Elevens in Netherworld don’t carry Ring Dings.6-That pansy Casper.5-Being a bodiless vaporous spirit makes it hard to hold a chili dog.4-All those strangers walking through my house.3-A couple of movies and every nut with a vacuum cleaner thinks he’s a “Ghostbuster.”2-I wore capes before Batman made it hip.1-Trying to get Ouija board to spell out “double order of ribs to go.”Source: “Late Show With David Letterman”
RIP, Robin
A collection of quotes from Robin Williams’ comedy career:
• “Do you think God gets stoned? I think so. Look at the platypus.”
• “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”