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Tough guy
Because it’s Man Xpo weekend – and as a favor to Roy Hunsucker, who suggested these a while back – a collection of jokes about “Walker, Texas Ranger” and “Delta Force” star Chuck Norris. Except they’re not jokes. It’s Chuck Norris. They’re all true.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.