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Dave Letterman’s Top 10

Top 10 terms never before searched for on the InternetHow to turn on computerAmish singlesHow much do you tip animals at the zoo?Timeshares in PyongyangPeople wearing horizontal stripes”Save Radio Shack” petitionMen’s Wearhouse guy nakedElderly man drinking raw eggs (video of Letterman and Sylvester Stallone drinking raw eggs)Knicks playoff ticketsChris Christie absSource: “Late Show With David Letterman”

Quickies

Q: What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear.

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?