Holiday flame-thrower
Comedian HogWild offers the following advice for the Ultimate HogWild Memorial Day Barbecue at HogWild.net.
A real man uses black charcoal from a 245-pound bag. He squeezes a pint of lighter fluid onto the charcoal. Then he lights a match by striking it against one of the following surfaces:
1 – he concrete sidewalk.
2 – The side of his house.