Know your place
Remember the old insurance company message “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there”?
A vendor at Merchants on Main has a similar, but better, sign. It reads: “Like a good neighbor, stay over there.”
Fatal attractor
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.