Sink, sank, sunk
Reader Lucy Raulston of Rossville has supplied most of today’s jokes, including this personal bit.
My family was visiting from out of town, and kids were everywhere checking things out. One of my 4-year-old nieces, after seeing my sunken bathtub, came running into the living room, anxiously telling her dad, “Daddy, Aunt Lucy’s bathtub fell through the floor!”
Wish list
It was a woman’s birthday. Her husband proudly gave her an awkwardly wrapped package. When she opened it, she was surprised to see a vacuum cleaner.