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Adventures in listening

It’s the end of the day and a recently retired couple are preparing for bed. The husband watches as his wife studies herself in the full-length mirror.

Her birthday is coming up at the end of the week, so he asks what she’d like.

She laughs ruefully. “I’d like to be 8 again,” she answers.

On the morning of her birthday, the husband rises early and brings her a big bowl of Coco Pops for breakfast. Then he tells her to get dressed; they’re going to a theme park.