Have you noticed those high-and-tight hairstyles on display during World Cup? All those buzz-cut sidewalls with a mop of hair on top sculpted like meringue on a tart.
If you are a casual soccer fan, you may not know that FIFA rules mandate that hair parted on the right signifies a predominately right-footed kicker, while hair parted on the left marks a left-footer. Mohawk-style haircuts, meanwhile, designate players who are naturally ambidextrous or, as the British say, “both-footed.”
OK, I think I hear some of you calling bull.
You’re right. I made it up.
But the fact that some of you might have bought this hairstyle hogwash for a split second proves a point. Most Americans know little or nothing about the Beautiful Game. And for good reason. The United States (population 325 million) didn’t even make the 32-team World Cup tournament in Moscow. Meanwhile, Iceland (population 334,000) did.
