LISA DENTON: Happy Labor Day, Barry. Having the day off reminds me of the sign my niece gave me for Christmas. It reads: “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
Funny, but doesn’t really apply.
And then there’s this one I saw recently: “I’m not really a social drinker. Most of my drinking is work-related.”
Also funny, and probably closer to the truth.
I guess it’s OK to make jokes about work as long as I’m not in the office today. Right?