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Kennedy: Our son wanted an iPhone. Wait, that was just a head-fake to get a power saw.

This Sept. 10, 2019, file photo shows the new Apple iPhone 11 on display during an event to announce new products in Cupertino, Calif. Apple is expanding its website on privacy with more explanations about its commitments. The new site Wednesday, Nov. 6, is part of Apple's ongoing push to distinguish itself from data-hungry, advertising-fueled rivals such as Google and Facebook. (AP Photo/Tony Avelar, File)
This Sept. 10, 2019, file photo shows the new Apple iPhone 11 on display during an event to announce new products in Cupertino, Calif. Apple is expanding its website on privacy with more explanations about its commitments. The new site Wednesday, Nov. 6, is part of Apple's ongoing push to distinguish itself from data-hungry, advertising-fueled rivals such as Google and Facebook. (AP Photo/Tony Avelar, File)

We baby boomers grew up being told that money can burn a hole in your pocket. The adage meant that unspent windfalls can leave one with a powerful urge to splurge.

Our sons, ages 13 and 18, seem to have a related problem. Unspent money burns a hole in their brains. In today’s wired world: Money plus the internet equals delirium.

As they get older, both of our sons are apt to get cash for their late-fall birthdays and sometimes for Christmas. These cash piles leave them hunched over their laptops looking for ways to liquidate these funds as quickly as possible.

And it’s just a short hop from consumer research to obsession.

Case in point: Our 13-year-old son decided a few weeks ago he wanted a new phone. “Wanted” is the operative word here; he didn’t need one. But using middle school math, he determined that if he bundled all his birthday money with all his potential Christmas money and folded in a pinch of earned income he could maybe, possibly, pay cash for an upgraded telephone.