Late Night Laughs: Seth Meyers’ favorites
Seth Meyers’ favorite jokes of the week (Feb. 18):› Twenty-five percent of millennials would go to jail for a week if it meant they could own their dream home. Said millennials, “Free meals and only one roommate? That is my dream home.”› Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez last week compared President Trump’s border wall to the Berlin Wall. Hey, come on, it’s nothing like that. That wall got built.› The Bernie Sanders campaign has announced that in the first 12 hours after launching his presidential bid, Sanders raised more than $4 million in donations, which is great for Sanders — great for Sanders, but terrible for the guy behind him at Coinstar.› In an effort to avoid discrimination, a new law in France was recently passed that requires schools to replace the titles “mom” and “dad” with “parent 1” and “parent 2” on parental-authorization forms. Parent 2 is, of course, dad.› Bernie Sanders would be the oldest nominee put forth by a major political party. Poor Bernie. Can you imagine what the presidency would do to him? It aged Obama so much, and he was in his prime. Bernie’s gonna come out looking like Gollum.Source: www.YouTube.com
One perspective
A man was walking in the street one day when he was brutally beaten and robbed.
As he lay unconscious and bleeding, a psychologist, who happened to be passing by, rushed up to him and exclaimed, “My God! Whoever did this really needs help!”
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