LISA DENTON: Barry, the other day I watched my phone’s autocorrect change the word “dish” to “fish” so that the text message I was about to send read: Do you think you’ll make it to the cookout tomorrow, and if so are you bringing a fish?
At least it was only a text message to my niece. As misspellings go, it cod have been worse.
BARRY COURTER: You’re krilling me. You can do betta.
At least your autocorrect has a relatively sweet side. Mine is out to get me by either changing what I type to something obscene or to something so incredibly wrong it makes me look like I typed it with my feet.
LISA: Definitely not good. If you can come up with a fix for it, please let minnow.